I used to be a presenter on Thai TV!
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Once on a family holiday, we stopped for petrol. I saw my brother get out of the car while my Dad was paying, but my parents didn’t notice. So we set off without him and they only realised 20 miles later when I burst out laughing
Can’t stop myself heckling comedians - I tripped Rob Beckett up once
I won a creative writing competition and had an all expenses day to London with a celebrity filled party and a one to one with Jaqueline Wilson all of which was featured in Girl Talk magazine– My dad wrote my entry.
During a safari trip in Kenya, I needed an urgent ‘toilet stop’ and I was escorted by 2 men with guns to do what I needed to do behind a bush.
I was once an illegal immigrant in Thailand for 2 days
Lake Taupo, NZ
I once flooded an entire food factory - with frozen peas!
I once was part of a famous Cabaret show in Paris, on stage in front of hundreds of people
New York City
Once after a ‘few’ Christmas drinks, I woke up surrounded by about 30 ‘FOR SALE’ signs. This was followed soon after by an angry neighbour knocking on the door, asking for her sign back!
I used to pretend to be a journalist and try to get backstage at gigs. I even made myself a laminated ‘press’ badge!
Once played international cricket for Spain without speaking a word of Spanish
One night I heard smashing noises from downstairs - thinking I was being burgled, I called the police. It was then very embarrassing when I discovered it was just the Christmas Tree which had fallen down!
Jam on toast is my favourite lunch in summer, but I can never eat it though as i always spill sticky jam on my fingers. The funny thing is i have a pack of tissues at home, I just forget to bring them!
I can tell what colour a gummy bear is purely by tasting it
I have an extreme phobia of Nutri Grain breakfast bars.
I’m a secret fan of Home and Away
Jon Bon Jovi
I have a phobia of bananas – I hate everything about them – the smell, the taste, the texture - ewwww!
I am currently obsessively watching every superhero movie ever made – I have 33 to go!
Isle of Skye
Hannibal Lecter (as long as he's not serving the food!)
Once got my arm stuck behind a radiator in which both the Fire Brigade and Ambulance was called to cut me free
Surfer’s Paradise, Australia
I once did the splits in a nightclub and split my trousers in half!
My biggest light-bulb moment came when I was 16; I suddenly realised why the Winnie the Pooh characters have the names they do.. Eeyore as he’s a donkey etc
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Confession – I once spent an evening in Montpellier partying with Moby and his band – but spent most of the night telling him as a cynical Yorkshire lass I didn’t believe he was Moby – till he showed me all his tattoos to prove he was!!
I love volunteering at and attending Comic Conventions – I’ve got over 60 personalized autographs from different people that I’ve met.
The Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
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My husband and I have a deal where he doesn’t need to buy me flowers for special occasions. Instead he buys me a yummy seafood feast of crab or tiger prawns.
I once raced Mo Farah - suffice to say, he won.
My most memorable karaoke moment was when I sang “Simply The Best” on the alternative stage at Leeds Festival in 2007.
I never want to meet anyone famous because I get mad star struck. I had to hide in a closet to recover after my hometown’s weather man asked me for directions at the mall.
As a child my special talent was that I could guess what colour of Lifesaver candy someone had eaten based on the smell of their breath afterwards. I used to brag about this.
I was arrested and detained in Turkey whilst working for a large TO because of a delay with work visas. They wanted to put me in jail until I told them I was also a freelance journalist for a well-known British newspaper and I would be sure to name every officer.. they let me go! My visa arrived 2 days before the season finished!
Austria – I love the mountains, skiing and the people
During travels in Serbia, I was put into military isolation on suspicion of being a carrier of bird flu. I was kept behind bars for 3 days without being allowed a phone call. (I didn't have bird flu)
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Hasan Minhaj or Amy Schumer