I used to be a presenter on Thai TV!
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Once on a family holiday, we stopped for petrol. I saw my brother get out of the car while my Dad was paying, but my parents didn’t notice. So we set off without him and they only realised 20 miles later when I burst out laughing
Can’t stop myself heckling comedians - I tripped Rob Beckett up once
I won a creative writing competition and had an all expenses day to London with a celebrity filled party and a one to one with Jaqueline Wilson all of which was featured in Girl Talk magazine– My dad wrote my entry.
During a safari trip in Kenya, I needed an urgent ‘toilet stop’ and I was escorted by 2 men with guns to do what I needed to do behind a bush.
I once fell asleep after a beer (or ten) in a corner of a pub in Switzerland on the last night of a ski holiday. Locked in and unable to get out, I missed my flight the next morning – resulting in a rather lengthy and costly trip home the next day
Laguna De Apoyo, Nicaragua
I was once an illegal immigrant in Thailand for 2 days
Lake Taupo, NZ
I did my entire Spanish oral exam in French because I forgot all the Spanish that I knew, and still managed not to fail it!
I once flooded an entire food factory - with frozen peas!
I once was part of a famous Cabaret show in Paris, on stage in front of hundreds of people
New York City
Once after a ‘few’ Christmas drinks, I woke up surrounded by about 30 ‘FOR SALE’ signs. This was followed soon after by an angry neighbour knocking on the door, asking for her sign back!
I used to pretend to be a journalist and try to get backstage at gigs. I even made myself a laminated ‘press’ badge!
Once played international cricket for Spain without speaking a word of Spanish
One night I heard smashing noises from downstairs - thinking I was being burgled, I called the police. It was then very embarrassing when I discovered it was just the Christmas Tree which had fallen down!
I consider myself as a Talisman board game fan.
Jam on toast is my favourite lunch in summer, but I can never eat it though as i always spill sticky jam on my fingers. The funny thing is i have a pack of tissues at home, I just forget to bring them!
I can tell what colour a gummy bear is purely by tasting it
I am a massive Games of Thrones fan
The Home of football: Stamford Bridge
I have an extreme phobia of Nutri Grain breakfast bars.
I’m a secret fan of Home and Away
Jon Bon Jovi
I have a phobia of bananas – I hate everything about them – the smell, the taste, the texture - ewwww!
I am currently obsessively watching every superhero movie ever made – I have 33 to go!
Isle of Skye
Hannibal Lecter (as long as he's not serving the food!)
Once got my arm stuck behind a radiator in which both the Fire Brigade and Ambulance was called to cut me free
Surfer’s Paradise, Australia
I once did the splits in a nightclub and split my trousers in half!
My biggest lightbulb moment came when I was 16, when it suddenly triggered to me why the Winnie the Pooh characters have the names they do.. Eeyore as he’s a donkey etc
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Confession – I once spent an evening in Montpellier partying with Moby and his band – but spent most of the night telling him as a cynical Yorkshire lass I didn’t believe he was Moby – till he showed me all his tattoos to prove he was!!
Hilary Mantel – double booker prize winner
Up until the age of 19 I believed that Mt Rushmore was naturally formed by acid rain.
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I love volunteering at and attending Comic Conventions – I’ve got over 60 personalized autographs from different people that I’ve met.
The Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
My husband and I have a deal where he doesn’t need to buy me flowers for special occasions. Instead he buys me a yummy seafood feast of crab or tiger prawns.
I once convinced my sister that I offered her bed to a homeless person while she was on a basketball tournament by creating a puppet out of Easter egg boxes and closing the blinds to darken the room.
I very randomly know the British Sign Language Alphabet without knowing any actual words
When I was 15 one of my pregnant neighbors needed someone to give her an injection (I don’t really remember the reason) I volunteered, she showed me the area and, it was done.